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Santa Cthulhu Comes to Town by DrChrissy Santa Cthulhu Comes to Town by DrChrissy
You'd better not pout!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better not shout!
....err...on second thought, maybe you should.

This is dedicated to my sweetie and husband, Greg, who is the World Champion of the collectible card game, "Call of Cthulhu". Considering his achievements in the game (and the fact that we had two plushie Cthulhus dressed as bride and groom at our wedding), it has been a banner year for the influence of Cthulhu in our lives.

Yup. That's Greg and me in bed. I'm sure we had visions of sugarplums dancing in our head before Santa Cthulhu made his grand entrance. Now we'll be lucky if we escape with all our sanity intact. LOL.

For those interested in learning more about this scaly, octopus-headed beastie, I invite you to read up on him (err..."it"?) in Wikipedia: [link]
You're sure to find it an educational experience. :giggle:

Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!! :santa:
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CapnDeek373 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Professional General Artist
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vitaminanime Featured By Owner May 23, 2015
You'd better watch out, you'd better go hide
An Elder Sign's needed for this Yuletide
The Great Old Ones are coming to town!

Cthulhu: (addressing you guys) ufsiiehdh Mywchcgcgcg
Chhhh'!ñök bkbkñyęß gwgwgwgwgwgch?
(Translation: Have you been naughty or nice?)
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FoxMaq Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, ho ho ho ;)
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:icontanukitagawa:
TanukiTagawa Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
I will cheering to both you keep intatac you sanity.  :fingerscrossed:  Congratulations by this great joke! :rofl:
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:icontwinknight:
twinknight Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
mery Cthulhumas
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:iconlorddarkstarr:
LordDarkstarr Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
<laughing hysterically> He knows when you've been sleeping/He knows when you're awake/He knows if you've been sane or not/And your soul he'll quickly take...

(Why do I have the awful feeling that someone's going to run with that and turn it into a full fledged filk?)
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Dimanagul Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Writer
I borrowed the picture to post here: [link] I credited you of course though.
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:iconsmurfman256:
Smurfman256 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you are good little boys and girls, he won't steal ALL of your sanity. X)
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SecretlyLaughingAtU Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
this is fabulous xD i love it so much
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:iconlatif-saeed:
Latif-Saeed Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Dammit! That was hilarious as all get out.
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:iconvathos:
Vathos Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Omg, I love this! It's so hilarious!
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:iconbaneeden:
BaneEden Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol^^
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:iconfaraxx33:
Faraxx33 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Best Christmas EVER!
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:iconlukaner-z:
lukaner-Z Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
hmm i think 'im tempted on comvertion
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:iconbriggengerda:
BriggenGerda Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconsampsonhemp:
SampsonHemp Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Whut.
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:icongridalien:
GRIDALIEN Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you.
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:iconim-reshi:
Im-Reshi Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:iconmothmanboris:
MothmanBoris Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Student
This happened to me last christmas... stole my soul he did... and the candy cane was terrible... lol
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:icontacoaddict13:
tacoaddict13 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
isnt cthulhu from scribblenuats
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:iconhazardfire715:
HazardFire715 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
It's Santa Cthulhu. Way cooler than Santa Claus. XD
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:iconkarckarak:
Karckarak Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Brilliant :D
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:iconminimusashi:
minimusashi Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
Ha-ha! That explains so much!

Cthulhu is Santa Claus.
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:iconlokomotives:
LokoMotives Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
Thats so sweet! :heart:
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:iconhappywalrus42:
happywalrus42 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
lol i have a santa cthulhu plushie!
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PockyHeaven Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
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I knew it. I knew this is why Santa scared me so much. ._.
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MRJohnGrim Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
Worst christmas i ever had. The only thing i got was a necromonicon and a corpse of a shoggoth.
I just wanted Battlefield: Bad Company 2 and a psn card.
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DrChrissy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn. That's just what my husband asked for too. And all he wound up with was socks.
Worst. Christmas. Ever.
LOL

Thanks for commenting!!
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:iconheadhunterzjunkie:
headhunterzjunkie Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011
Take the candy cane... now...
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xSelinisx Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
cooleo
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:iconreyndomm:
Reyndomm Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
Fantastic. I love C'Thulhu spoofs and jokes. I do (and did) a few myself. I've only posted one so far, though. But this is just priceless.
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kvetina Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
Ahah!
This is epic :)
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PlagueJester Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2010
Roflmao! Oh man, this is absolutely wonderful. I especially like the "You'd better not pout!" part you have at the top of the description. Absolutely epic.
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:iconsahyr90:
sahyr90 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
he looks cute
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:iconforfunprojects09:
forfunprojects09 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
Shouldn't it be "Scary Solstice"?

Still, nice picture
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:icontoxicisland:
ToxicIsland Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
Now thats what I call the most wonderful time of the year! fhtagn!
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:iconresentingfate777:
ResentingFate777 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010
hm I wonder what he has in that bag.
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:iconableedge:
AbleEdge Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010
This candy cane is going strait in your nose.
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HectorFabu Featured By Owner May 27, 2010
XDD SO AWESOME.
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:icontanukitagawa:
TanukiTagawa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2010
Tragic,but also very funny! :lol: I choose not try imagine what Santa Cthulhu have on his bag. =P
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tom1993rox Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
Sigh... Roll for SAN loss
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:icontanukitagawa:
TanukiTagawa Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Yeah!Receive the Santaīs visit in your home is cool. 8-) Go to a madhouse after this isnīt! :worry: :thumbsdown:
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Xiphon-III Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010
Muahaha! Awesome. *Faves*
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:iconkarfunkelstone:
Karfunkelstone Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG how sweet! ^^
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:iconmousse1243:
Mousse1243 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2009
Actually, you shouldn't pout, cry, or shout. Because if you do, you'll annoy Cthulhu... and we all know how THAT ends.
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:iconmaddymadness:
MaddyMadness Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2009  Student General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
"This xmas... RUN!!!"
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:iconvoodoo-crow:
Voodoo-Crow Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009  Student
Santa sucks, hail the great Cthulhu! XDD
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chris-illustrator Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
HA ha, I love it!
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littlemac3102 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009  Student Writer
The only thing that could possibly be funnier would be Giygas from Earthbound dressing up as the easter bunny!
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:iconlovecook:
LoveCook Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
Man, imagine staying up till midnight as a kid to see this.

"Mommy, Mommy, I saw SantaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\"
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